Jeff Foxworthy’s Complete Redneck Dictionary All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of

Free Download Jeff Foxworthy’s Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of by Jeff Foxworthy
English | November 4, 2008 | ISBN: 9780345507020 | 384 pages | PDF | 19 Mb
There’s no such thing as too much redneck. And it’s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy’s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me:

bay
* ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to purchase for another. "I just walked right up to her and said, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ "
doo
* dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. "Don’t even look at him, ‘cuz that doodle kill you."
tor
* toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. "That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin’. "
Whether you’re a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you’ll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.